Comments on: Skeeters and the Bed Bugs http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/ collecting memories to keep the spirit alive Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:04:17 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: John Chatman http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20285 John Chatman Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:04:17 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20285 This is how I learned it in middle school.... I was standin’ on the corner, not doin’ any harm Along came a squad car, sounding the alarm, They cuffed me and shoved me, and they began to yell, They shoved me in the squad car and took me to my cell. singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe catch a tiger by it’s toe and if he hollers hollers hollers let him go I'm singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe I woke in bed the next morn'in and looked up on the wall the skeeters and the bed bugs were hav'in a game of ball the score was 6 to nuth'in the skeeters were ahead the bed bugs made a homerun that knocked me outta bed singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe catch a tiger by it’s toe and if he hollers hollers hollers let him go I'm singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe I went downstairs for breakfast, I ordered ham and eggs, I ate so many pickles, the juice ran down my legs singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe catch a tiger by it’s toe and if he hollers hollers hollers let him go I'm singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe The chicken that they serve us, they say it is the best, we get the necks and gizzards, the jailer gets the rest singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe catch a tiger by it’s toe and if he hollers hollers hollers let him go I'm singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe The buscuits that they made us, they said were mighty fine, but one rolled off the table and crushed a pal of mine singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe catch a tiger by it’s toe and if he hollers hollers hollers let him go I'm singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe This is how I learned it in middle school….

I was standin’ on the corner, not doin’ any harm
Along came a squad car, sounding the alarm,
They cuffed me and shoved me, and they began to yell, They shoved me in the squad car and took me to my cell.

singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe
catch a tiger by it’s toe
and if he hollers hollers hollers
let him go
I’m singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe

I woke in bed the next morn’in
and looked up on the wall
the skeeters and the bed bugs were hav’in a game of ball
the score was 6 to nuth’in the skeeters were ahead
the bed bugs made a homerun that knocked me outta bed

singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe
catch a tiger by it’s toe
and if he hollers hollers hollers
let him go
I’m singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe

I went downstairs for breakfast, I ordered ham and eggs, I ate so many pickles, the juice ran down my legs

singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe
catch a tiger by it’s toe
and if he hollers hollers hollers
let him go
I’m singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe

The chicken that they serve us, they say it is the best, we get the necks and gizzards, the jailer gets the rest

singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe
catch a tiger by it’s toe
and if he hollers hollers hollers
let him go
I’m singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe

The buscuits that they made us, they said were mighty fine, but one rolled off the table and crushed a pal of mine

singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe
catch a tiger by it’s toe
and if he hollers hollers hollers
let him go
I’m singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe

]]> By: Jay http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20082 Jay Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:21:35 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20082 I loved this camp song. The way I learned it is a variation of all the other posts. I loved this camp song. The way I learned it is a variation of all the other posts.

]]> By: Tracy http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20074 Tracy Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:13:58 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20074 Here is my Dad's version I woke up one morning and looked upon the wall The skeeters and bedbugs were having a game of ball The score was 6 to nothing The skeeters were a head The bedbugs hit a home run and knocked me out of bed Oh hambone oh hambone It ain't gonna rain no more It rained last night the night before It ain't gonna rain no more A rich man rides a taxi A poor man ride a train A hobo walks the railroad track and gets there just the same Oh hambone oh hambone It ain't gonna rain no more It rained last night the night before It ain't gonna rain no more A rich girl uses cold cream A poor girl uses lard but my girl uses axel grease and rubs it twice as hard Oh hambone oh hambone It ain't gonna rain no more It rained last night the night before It ain't gonna rain no more Here is my Dad’s version

I woke up one morning and looked upon the wall
The skeeters and bedbugs were having a game of ball
The score was 6 to nothing
The skeeters were a head
The bedbugs hit a home run
and knocked me out of bed

Oh hambone oh hambone
It ain’t gonna rain no more
It rained last night the night before
It ain’t gonna rain no more

A rich man rides a taxi
A poor man ride a train
A hobo walks the railroad track
and gets there just the same

Oh hambone oh hambone
It ain’t gonna rain no more
It rained last night the night before
It ain’t gonna rain no more

A rich girl uses cold cream
A poor girl uses lard
but my girl uses axel grease
and rubs it twice as hard

Oh hambone oh hambone
It ain’t gonna rain no more
It rained last night the night before
It ain’t gonna rain no more

]]> By: Sofia http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20018 Sofia Mon, 22 Jun 2009 07:53:44 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20018 I woke up Sunday morning I looked up on the wall the beatles and the beg bugs were havin' a game of ball the score was six to nothin' the beatles were ahead the beg bugs hit a HOME RUN! and knocked me out of bed I'm singin' eenie meenie and a minie mo mo mo mo catch a whopper snapper by the toe toe toe toe if he hollers hollers let him go go go go eenie meenie and a minie mo I went downstairs to breakfast I ordered ham and eggs I ate so many EGGS! they all ran down my legs I'm singin' eenie meenie and a minie mo mo mo mo catch a whopper snapper by the toe toe toe toe if he hollers hollers let him go go go go eenie meenie and a minie mo my mother is a martian my father is a spy aunt? *unintelligable someting* is a big mouth I called the FBI I'm singin' eenie meenie and a minie mo mo mo mo catch a whopper snapper by the toe toe toe toe if he hollers hollers let him go go go go eenie meenie and a minie mo my mother is Godzilla my father is king kong and they're the cutest couple that ever came along I'm singin' eenie meenie and a minie mo mo mo mo catch a whopper snapper by the toe toe toe toe if he hollers hollers let him go go go go eenie meenie and a minie mo I'm singin' eenie meenie and a minie mo mo mo mo I woke up Sunday morning
I looked up on the wall
the beatles and the beg bugs
were havin’ a game of ball
the score was six to nothin’
the beatles were ahead
the beg bugs hit a HOME RUN!
and knocked me out of bed

I’m singin’ eenie meenie and a
minie mo mo mo mo
catch a whopper snapper
by the toe toe toe toe
if he hollers hollers
let him go go go go
eenie meenie and a minie mo

I went downstairs to breakfast
I ordered ham and eggs
I ate so many EGGS!
they all ran down my legs

I’m singin’ eenie meenie and a
minie mo mo mo mo
catch a whopper snapper
by the toe toe toe toe
if he hollers hollers
let him go go go go
eenie meenie and a minie mo

my mother is a martian
my father is a spy
aunt? *unintelligable someting* is a big mouth
I called the FBI

I’m singin’ eenie meenie and a
minie mo mo mo mo
catch a whopper snapper
by the toe toe toe toe
if he hollers hollers
let him go go go go
eenie meenie and a minie mo

my mother is Godzilla
my father is king kong
and they’re the cutest couple
that ever came along

I’m singin’ eenie meenie and a
minie mo mo mo mo
catch a whopper snapper
by the toe toe toe toe
if he hollers hollers
let him go go go go
eenie meenie and a minie mo

I’m singin’ eenie meenie and a
minie mo mo mo mo

]]> By: Rebecca&Laura http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20015 Rebecca&Laura Sat, 20 Jun 2009 06:35:56 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-20015 Here is another verse we've sang the song with: My mother is Godzilla My father is King Kong and they're the cutest couple that ever came along Here is another verse we’ve sang the song with:

My mother is Godzilla
My father is King Kong
and they’re the cutest couple
that ever came along

]]> By: brit830462 http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-19908 brit830462 Wed, 13 May 2009 22:06:44 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-19908 Okay, in softball we sing this cheer. It's a personal favorite. Here's our version: I woke up one day morning and there upon the wall the critters and the bedbugs were havin' a game of ball. the score was 19-20 the critters were ahead the bedbugs hit a grandslam which kncked me outta bed singin eeny meeny and a miney mo catch a whippersnapper by his toe if he hollers hollers DONT let 'em go singing eeny meeny and a miney mo i went dowstairs that morning my coffee black as ink my sausage did a flip flop and flew into the sink i tried to go to find it but fell into the sewer i layed there till the time i died and i like to call it sewercide (repeat eeny meeny part) my mommy shes an immigrant my daddys hes a spy me with my big fat mouth i told the FBI (eeny meeny part repeat) 'Cuz it all started when i woke up one day morning....(repeat until end of 1st eeny meeny) Well byeee BrIt (: Okay, in softball we sing this cheer. It’s a personal favorite. Here’s our version:

I woke up one day morning
and there upon the wall
the critters and the bedbugs were havin’ a game of ball.
the score was 19-20
the critters were ahead
the bedbugs hit a grandslam which kncked me outta bed
singin eeny meeny and a miney mo
catch a whippersnapper by his toe if he hollers hollers DONT let ‘em go singing eeny meeny and a miney mo
i went dowstairs that morning my coffee black as ink
my sausage did a flip flop and flew into the sink
i tried to go to find it but fell into the sewer
i layed there till the time i died
and i like to call it sewercide
(repeat eeny meeny part)
my mommy shes an immigrant
my daddys hes a spy
me with my big fat mouth i told the FBI
(eeny meeny part repeat)
‘Cuz it all started when i woke up one day morning….(repeat until end of 1st eeny meeny)

Well byeee
BrIt (:

]]> By: Jessica http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-19860 Jessica Mon, 04 May 2009 02:48:22 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-19860 the version i learned was a lot like most of yours i woke up Sunday morning i looked upon my wall the skeeters and the bed bugs were playing a game of ball the score was 6 to nothin’ the skeeters were ahead the bed bugs hit a home run and knocked me out of bed singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe catch a bed bug bed bug by it’s toe and if he hollers hollers hollers don’t let him go singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe i went down to the kitchen i ordered ham and eggs i ate so many pickles the juice ran down my legs singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe catch a bed bug bed bug by it’s toe and if he hollers hollers hollers don’t let him go singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe my mother is a policeman my father is a spy (and its something like)) and now that ive told you i think im gonna die does anyone know that version?? the version i learned was a lot like most of yours

i woke up Sunday morning
i looked upon my wall
the skeeters and the bed bugs
were playing a game of ball

the score was 6 to nothin’
the skeeters were ahead
the bed bugs hit a home run and knocked me out of bed

singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe
catch a bed bug bed bug by it’s toe
and if he hollers hollers hollers
don’t let him go
singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe

i went down to the kitchen
i ordered ham and eggs
i ate so many pickles
the juice ran down my legs

singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe
catch a bed bug bed bug by it’s toe
and if he hollers hollers hollers
don’t let him go
singin eenie meenie meenie miney moe

my mother is a policeman
my father is a spy

(and its something like))
and now that ive told you
i think im gonna die

does anyone know that version??

]]> By: whit http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-18245 whit Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:24:21 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-18245 I woke sunday morning I looked upon the wall The skeeters and the bed bugs were playing a game of ball The score was two to nothing The skeeters were ahead The bed bugs hit a homerun And knocked me out of bed I’m singin’ Eeenie Meenie Minee Minee Moe Catch a wipper-wopper By its toe and if it Hollars, hollars, hollars Don't let it go I’m singin’ Eeenie Meenie Minee Minee Moe I have a little sister Her name is Susie Q I put her in the bathtub To see what she could do She drank up all the water She ate up all the soap She tried to eat the bathtub But it wouldn't go down her throat I’m singin’ Eeenie Meenie Minee Minee Moe Catch a wipper-wopper By its toe and if it Hollars, hollars, hollars Don't let it go I’m singin’ Eeenie Meenie Minee Minee Moe I have a little brother His name is Johnny Q I put him in the river to what he could do I tied his feet together I gagged him with a sock He sank right to the bottom I hit him with a rock I’m singin’ Eeenie Meenie Minee Minee Moe Catch a wipper-wopper By its toe and if it Hollars, hollars, hollars Don't let it go I’m singin’ Eeenie Meenie Minee Minee Moe My mother is a russian My father is a spy And i'm the big fat mouth That told the FBI I’m singin’ Eeenie Meenie Minee Minee Moe Catch a wipper-wopper By its toe and if it Hollars, hollars, hollars Don't let it go I’m singin’ Eeenie Meenie Minee Minee Moe I woke sunday morning
I looked upon the wall
The skeeters and the bed bugs
were playing a game of ball

The score was two to nothing
The skeeters were ahead
The bed bugs hit a homerun
And knocked me out of bed

I’m singin’
Eeenie Meenie Minee
Minee Moe
Catch a wipper-wopper
By its toe and if it
Hollars, hollars, hollars
Don’t let it go
I’m singin’
Eeenie Meenie Minee
Minee Moe

I have a little sister
Her name is Susie Q
I put her in the bathtub
To see what she could do
She drank up all the water
She ate up all the soap
She tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn’t go down her throat

I’m singin’
Eeenie Meenie Minee
Minee Moe
Catch a wipper-wopper
By its toe and if it
Hollars, hollars, hollars
Don’t let it go
I’m singin’
Eeenie Meenie Minee
Minee Moe

I have a little brother
His name is Johnny Q
I put him in the river to what he could do
I tied his feet together
I gagged him with a sock
He sank right to the bottom
I hit him with a rock

I’m singin’
Eeenie Meenie Minee
Minee Moe
Catch a wipper-wopper
By its toe and if it
Hollars, hollars, hollars
Don’t let it go
I’m singin’
Eeenie Meenie Minee
Minee Moe

My mother is a russian
My father is a spy
And i’m the big fat mouth
That told the FBI

I’m singin’
Eeenie Meenie Minee
Minee Moe
Catch a wipper-wopper
By its toe and if it
Hollars, hollars, hollars
Don’t let it go
I’m singin’
Eeenie Meenie Minee
Minee Moe

]]> By: Mandy http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-17966 Mandy Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:42:15 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-17966 I woke up in the morning Looked upon the wall The roaches and the bed bugs were having a game of ball The score was six to nothing The roaches were ahead The bed bugs hit a homerun And knocked me out of bed I'm singin' Eeenie Meenie and a Minee Moe Catch a wiffer-waffer By its toe and if it Hollars, hollars, hollars Let it go I'm singin' Eenie Meenie and a Minee Moe I went downtown for breakfast Ordered Ham and Eggs I ate so many pickles The juice ran down my legs I fell into a sewer and that is where I died They did not call it murder They called it Sewer-cide I'm singin... I woke up in the morning
Looked upon the wall
The roaches and the bed bugs
were having a game of ball

The score was six to nothing
The roaches were ahead
The bed bugs hit a homerun
And knocked me out of bed

I’m singin’
Eeenie Meenie and a Minee Moe
Catch a wiffer-waffer
By its toe and if it
Hollars, hollars, hollars
Let it go
I’m singin’
Eenie Meenie and a Minee Moe

I went downtown for breakfast
Ordered Ham and Eggs
I ate so many pickles
The juice ran down my legs

I fell into a sewer
and that is where I died
They did not call it murder
They called it Sewer-cide

I’m singin…

]]> By: Andrea http://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-17277 Andrea Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:45:05 +0000 https://kilowan.wordpress.com/2006/09/02/skeeters-and-the-bed-bugs/#comment-17277 Man...I loved this song, though now I can't remember all of the verses... I woke up Sunday Morning, I looked upon the wall. The Skeeter and the Bedbugs Were playing a game of ball! The score was one to nothing The Skeeters were ahead The Bedbugs hit a home run And knocked me out of bed! I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo Catch a whipper-whopper By it's toe And if he holla-holla-hollers Don't let him go I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo I went downstairs to Breakfast And ordered ham & eggs I ate so many pickles The juice ran down my legs I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo Catch a whipper-whopper By it's toe And if he holla-holla-hollers Don't let him go I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo My father is the butcher My mother cuts the meat And I'm a little hot dog A' Running down the street I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo Catch a whipper-whopper By it's toe And if he holla-holla-hollers Don't let him go I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo My mother is a Russian My father is a spy I bundled up the courage And called the FBI I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo Catch a whipper-whopper By it's toe And if he holla-holla-hollers Don't let him go I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo My Mother gave me a nickel My Father gave me a dime My sister stole my boyfriend And left me Frankenstein I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo Catch a whipper-whopper By it's toe And if he holla-holla-hollers Don't let him go I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo I went back to my bedroom To catch the finial score The bedbugs struck all through the day To win it five to four. I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo Catch a whipper-whopper By it's toe And if he holla-holla-hollers Don't let him go I'm singing.. Einer Mener and a Minor Mo Man…I loved this song, though now I can’t remember all of the verses…

I woke up Sunday Morning,
I looked upon the wall.
The Skeeter and the Bedbugs
Were playing a game of ball!

The score was one to nothing
The Skeeters were ahead
The Bedbugs hit a home run
And knocked me out of bed!

I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo
Catch a whipper-whopper
By it’s toe
And if he holla-holla-hollers
Don’t let him go
I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo

I went downstairs to Breakfast
And ordered ham & eggs
I ate so many pickles
The juice ran down my legs

I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo
Catch a whipper-whopper
By it’s toe
And if he holla-holla-hollers
Don’t let him go
I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo

My father is the butcher
My mother cuts the meat
And I’m a little hot dog
A’ Running down the street

I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo
Catch a whipper-whopper
By it’s toe
And if he holla-holla-hollers
Don’t let him go
I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo

My mother is a Russian
My father is a spy
I bundled up the courage
And called the FBI

I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo
Catch a whipper-whopper
By it’s toe
And if he holla-holla-hollers
Don’t let him go
I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo

My Mother gave me a nickel
My Father gave me a dime
My sister stole my boyfriend
And left me Frankenstein

I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo
Catch a whipper-whopper
By it’s toe
And if he holla-holla-hollers
Don’t let him go
I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo

I went back to my bedroom
To catch the finial score
The bedbugs struck all through the day
To win it five to four.

I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo
Catch a whipper-whopper
By it’s toe
And if he holla-holla-hollers
Don’t let him go
I’m singing..
Einer Mener and a Minor Mo

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